Reading Group Questions
What does an occasional chair become when it's not being a chair, and what happens to anyone sitting in it?
Does nonplussed mean minused?
Can you wear a mirror out with over-use?
Do cows get diarrhea?
How many angels can dance on the point of a needle before they all get hepatitis?
On a scale of Da doo ron ron da doo ron ron to Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy do how would you rate Country and Western?
What's grey and comes in buckets?
Is being gruntled a necessary prerequisite to then becoming disgruntled?
Is there a vulgar name for a cat's vagina?
Why do they call it meno pause? Do they expect it to start back up again?
If muscles only contract, how come I can stick my tongue out?
Why does a mirror flip things round left to right but not top to bottom?
Why would King Arthur have a round table for his knights? Wouldn't a circular one make more sense?
On a scale of Count Chocula to Frankenberry, how would you rate your last bowel movement?
What is Ralph short for?
Everybody says Who's a good boy then to their dog. Shouldn't it be either Who's a good boy now, or possibly, Who was a good boy then?
How would you sign things if you couldn't write but your name was X?
Do snakes have necks?
What would vampire shit be like?