Reading Group Questions
What does an occasional chair become when it's not being a chair, and what happens to anyone sitting in it?
Does nonplussed mean minused?
Do cows get diarrhea?
On a scale of Da doo ron ron to Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy do how would you rate Country and Western?
What's grey and comes in buckets?
Is there a vulgar name for a cat's vagina?
Why do they call it meno pause? Do they expect it to start back up again?
If muscles only contract, how come I can stick my tongue out?
Why does a mirror flip things round left to right but not front to back?
Why would King Arthur have a round table for his knights? Wouldn't a circular one make more sense?
On a scale of Count Chocula to Frankenberry, how would you rate your last bowel movement?
What is Ralph short for?
Everybody says Who's a good boy then to their dog. Shouldn't it be either Who's a good boy now, or possibly, Who was a good boy then?
How would you sign things if you couldn't write but your name was X?
Do snakes have necks?
What would vampire shit be like?